Ted (2012)

Man grows up on the surface only. Ted is directing at my stupid childhood fantasies and nonsense aspirations I know.

To hell all the values, intentions, technics and call Ted shallow nuts or whatever you want. It has grossed $469mil worldwide, so just shut up and eat up.

2012 Movie Feast

What a year with Cabin in the Woods, Looper, Chronicle, Avengers, Batman, Bond, Spiderman, Mr. Liam Neeson, Expendables...

Transformers don't join in please.

Looper (2012)

Omg I'm still obsessed with the Cabin in the Woods. I somehow feel Looper is connected with it. Anything associated with the Cabin in the Woods is top class.

The best scene is the spoiler. You'll know it when you hit it.

Kill me now, or never

Best time now to kill me off.

No chance later.

Believe in Rock Bottom

Anything can happen there. Last Saturday I killed a flying bird while driving within speed limit.

Yes. Me at ground level, killed a flying animal, with car. I swear on behalf of my four passengers/witnesses- this was not self-inflicted.

The Expendables 2 (2012)

No mothafu**a cobra son's gonna mess with the legendary Norris. All the bloody bodies, bashes, bullets, bombs and bazookas, just fu**ing leave him alone.

You get perks for kicking Bruce Lee's a*s - best intro scene, best intro music and best killer one-liner.

Who are the Expendables?

Stallone as Rambo, Rocky Balboa, cliffhanger, the specialist, Tango, new Carter
Statham as the transporter, the mechanic, multiple bank robber
Li as Wong Fei Hung, Fang Shi Yu, Huo Yuan Jia, Chen Zhen
Lundgren as Universal Soldier
Crews as Old Spies sexbomb
Couture as UFC champion
Van Damme as another Universal Soldier, Street Fighter's Guile, Max risk, kickboxer
Willis as Die hard John, Sin City's Hartigan, 6th sense Doc, Pulp fiction's Butch, Mr. 12 monkey, Mr. 5th element, the jackal
Arnold as Conan, old total recall guy, Terminator, Mr. Freeze, Predator killer
Adkins as the undisputed Yuri Boyka
Hemsworth as ... skip for now
And of course, Norris as the only living actor I know who fought Bruce Lee

Just in case you don't appreciate who they are.

唐山大地震 (2010)

“没了，才知道什么叫没了。”

I know this is supposed to make people tear like a babe. 

And so I get ready, I act cool, trying to play the Rambo game, wanna fend off the presumably feminine tears.

I've almost made it. I failed towards the second last scene. How about you?

The Bourne Legacy (2012)

Ok something's not right. I'm not connecting with the style, the characters, the story, the actions, the directions, the villain... basically everything. I feel terrible.

I believe this can flair better, without 'Bourne' in it.

Good actors are shy

Funny I always thought actors are mostly extroverts, if not how can they weep or do outrages performances in front of camera/crowd?

Funny I thought wrongly. Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman, Robert De Niro, Henry Fonda, Russel Crowe, Johnny Depp... are all as shy and as introverted in spite of their commanding presence, both cinematically and physically.